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This Kit Gives You Pre-Approved STRIPE Alternatives
so you can have sales fees as low as 1.8% and no
closures so you can scale with confidence and
10-30% higher profit margins on your offer
This Kit Gives You Pre-Approved STRIPE Alternatives
so you can have sales fees as low as 1.8% and no
closures so you can scale with confidence and
10-30% higher profit margins on your offer
“I didn’t change my product, traffic or ads - just my processor. Profit shot up 40% this quarter. Plus not a single payout delay or account issues. Thanks guys - great kit.”
✅ Verified Buyer | Smart Processing KitDear entrepreneur:
Stripe is ripping you off.
It used to work great in 2018.
It was easy & convenient.
Now, they randomly close accounts, hold funds, and decline up to 40% of your customer’s payments attempts…
(Not to mention their hidden fees that can be up to 5.5% without you knowing it!).
We're in 2025 now - and there’s smarter ways to process online payments…
And in the next few lines you’re going to discover how we used this to improve our profits from 20 to 50k a month just by changing our payment processor…
…And how you can do the same in 7 days or less so you pay less fees, remove your payment holds & increase your payment acceptance.
Here's how it works:
1. Instead of relying on Stripe’s unstable system that flags normal payments as “risky,” we connected to private-tier processors used by high-volume merchants.
2. That means that now you have consistent approvals, faster payouts, and zero fear of waking up to a frozen account.
3. And you can have it ready by the end of the week thanks to our step-by-step setup system that walks you through everything (or you can hand it off to your VA to do it for you).
The result?
You now have stability, higher profits, and peace of mind knowing your money is never trapped again.
Let me quickly run you through the math of how expensive being on a bad payment processor really is:
Say you process $50,000 a month selling info-products.
About 10% of those payments fail — that’s $5,000 gone right away.
Then Stripe takes around 3.5% in fees — another $1,575.
On top of that, they hold 25% of your balance for 60 days, which means about $10,800 of your own money gets locked up every month.
So instead of having $50,000 to work with, you actually see about $32,600 in your bank — while the rest sits frozen, delayed, or eaten by fees.
| Monthly Processing Volume | $50,000 |
| Failed Payments (10%) | -$5,000 |
| Stripe Fees (3.5%) | -$1,575 |
| Funds Held (25% for 60 days) |
-$10,800
locked
|
| Actual Cash Available | $32,600 |
That sucks.
Not to mention random payout delays, “risk reviews,” and other surprises that make it almost impossible to plan your cash flow.
Now let’s run this same math with our Smart Processing Model:
Out of the same $50,000, you pay only about 2% in fees — that’s $1,000.
There are no random holds, no freezes, no waiting 60 days to get your own money.
You actually receive about $49,000 straight to your account.
| Monthly Processing Volume | $50,000 |
| Failed Payments (0.05%) | -$25 |
| Fees (2%) | -$1,000 |
| Funds Held (0%) | $0 |
| Actual Cash Available | $48,975 |
$32,600 vs $48,975 — that’s roughly $16,000 extra in your pocket every single month you can now spend on hiring, expanding, or going on a vacation — just by fixing this.
So now that we know this, here’s how you can get setup in as little as 72 hours with your ideal processor:
So if you ever faced:
👉🏻 Frozen funds
👉🏻 Held payouts
👉🏻 High fees
👉🏻 High declines
👉🏻 Unfair account reviews
I really mean it: you need this.
We put all this info together in ToolKit called The Smart Processing Toolkit, so you can:
1. Discover your perfect payment solution (depending what you sell).
2. Negotiate your fees down to even 1.8%
3. Never have holds again
We also give you the contacts, templates, and everything we personally use.
The price will be $47 in the future, but now you can get access for just $27 because we’re getting testimonials for this.
You really need this — even if right now you think you’re fine.
You don’t want to be unprepared if Stripe bans your account.
As Warren Buffett brilliantly said: “It’s only when the tide goes out that you discover who’s been swimming naked.”
You don't want to be naked when Stripe pulls the plug.
So access now.
We guide you through videos, templates, and even a private Q&A call if you need it.
This is your time to stop being bullied by Stripe.
We have all been there, but there’s a better way.
A way of freedom, stability, and finally keeping what’s yours.
And this is your moment to fix it once and for all.
Access now. Your business & you deserve better ;-)
Get instant access to the Smart Processing Kit™ + Bonuses for $97 just $27 today! The price will go back to $97 once we reach 1,200 buyers.
Here’s everything that’s included:
✅ Complete Processor Directory (7+ verified processors that actually approve online businesses without freezes or payout delays).
✅ Fee Negotiation Scripts (copy-paste templates to lower your fees to around 2% without calls or hassle).
✅ Safe Switch Checklist (step-by-step guide to switch from Stripe without losing a single sale or breaking your setup).
✅ Compliance Templates (done-for-you Terms, Privacy, and Refund docs to prevent account holds and make your business “risk-free”).
✅ 7-Day Quick Start Plan (a simple day-by-day action plan to get your new processor live in under a week).
✅ Direct Approval Contacts (skip support queues and get direct access to real approval managers who can activate your account fast).
Join +1000 Smart Business Owners:
“This kit relieved a stress so big I didn’t know I had. I just wanted to get rid of payout freezes. Interestingly, apart from that, we saved $5.5k in fees this month. Great product.”
✅ Verified Buyer | Smart Processing Kit
The Profit Protection Kit™ is a plug-and-play system that shows online business owners how to stop losing money to Stripe’s high fees, freezes, and failed payments.
You’ll start with our Profit Leak Calculator — it shows you exactly how much money you’re losing every month in hidden fees, declines, and payout holds.
You’ll get access to 7+ proven processors used by real online businesses — including contact info for direct approval managers (no random support emails).
Follow our safe-switch checklist or just forward it to your VA — it walks you step-by-step on how to connect your new processor without downtime or losing any payments.
Use our copy-paste negotiation templates to instantly lower your processing fees to around 2%.
Apply our compliance templates (simple Terms, Privacy, Refund docs) that processors love — it makes your account “risk-free” in their system.
The Profit Protection Kit™ is made for online business owners who want to stop losing money to Stripe and take back full control of their payments, profits, and cash flow.
It’s perfect for:
We’ll help you replace Stripe’s chaos with a payment system that’s safer, cheaper, and fully under your control — so you never lose another sale, payout, or dollar to hidden fees again.
ACCESS EVERYTHING NOW FOR JUST $47 $27 USD
A list of 7+ reliable payment processors that actually approve online businesses — with real contact info so you skip the “support bot” nightmare.
Allows you to get approved faster!
Step-by-step videos + checklists that show exactly how to connect your new processor without breaking your funnels or losing sales.
Helps you launch smoothly!
Copy-paste messages you can send to instantly drop your fees to around 2% and request faster payouts.
Saves you thousands every month!
Pre-written Terms, Privacy, and Refund policies that make your account look “safe” to banks — no more random freezes or holds.
Protects your account stability!
A simple, day-by-day action map that gets you fully switched and live with your new processor in under a week.
Gets you live in record time!
Forward these videos to your VA or tech person and let them set everything up for you.
Offload setup with one click!
Guarantees no lost payments during migration.
Prevents downtime and errors!
Finds your perfect payment partner in 3 minutes.
Pick the right fit instantly!
Pre-built configs for coaches, SaaS, eCom, or info businesses.
Launch templates for your model!
Fast-approval processors you can activate if Stripe ever freezes you.
Instant safety net on standby!
Learn exactly how to get approved, receive fast payouts, and process globally — even if you’re not based in the U.S.
Go global without friction!
In short: You get everything you need to switch from Stripe to a better, safer, cheaper processor — without tech stress or downtime.
The Profitable Processing Kit is the go-to solution for online businesses that want faster payouts, lower fees, and zero account freezes.
“I switched using the Profit Protection Kit and instantly saved $2,300/month in fees. I literally did nothing but follow the videos. It paid for itself the same day.”
✅ Verified Buyer | Marketing Agency
“Stripe held $17,000 of my payouts for 3 weeks. After installing the new processor from the Kit, I’ve had zero holds and daily payouts ever since. That alone was worth $47.”
✅ Verified Buyer | Coaching Business
“When I ran the Profit Leak Calculator, I almost threw up — Stripe had taken $9,800 from me in hidden fees last year. Never again. This kit opened my eyes.”
✅ Verified Buyer | E-commerce
“I used to wake up scared every day thinking my account could get frozen. Now I have backup processors, direct manager contacts, and full control of my payments. I finally feel safe scaling again.”
✅ Verified Buyer | SaaS Founder
“Took me literally 48 hours to switch everything. Went from 38% decline rate to 8%. That’s like adding $10K a month without new traffic. Crazy simple.”
✅ Verified Buyer | Digital Courses
“I’ve been in online business since 2015. This is the first Stripe alternative guide that’s actually practical — not fluff. It gives real processors, real scripts, real contacts. A must-have for any serious entrepreneur.”
✅ Verified Buyer | Digital Agency
I know that when I decide to buy something, I like to know exactly what I’m getting — and that it’s backed by a real guarantee.
I want you to feel completely safe with this purchase — because this isn’t theory, it’s results.
Yes, it’s only $27 — but every dollar counts, and I stand behind what we’ve built.
So here’s my promise to you:
If you don’t get approved with at least one new processor using the Profitable Processing Kit — you don’t pay.
Just email [email protected] within 60 days, show that you went through the setup steps, and we will refund your $27 — no questions asked.
You’ll even keep the Kit + Bonuses completely free as a thank-you for giving it a try.
That’s my “Get Approved or Don’t Pay” Guarantee.
Remember — you don’t have to say “yes” today.
Just say “maybe”... and see for yourself in the next 72 hours. 😉
Stop letting Stripe decide when — or
if — you get paid. Set it up in less than
72 hours. Save thousands every month.
Your business deserves better. So do you.
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